The interviews for the first job went very well, but I'm getting a not-so-good feeling about the job itself. The people are nice enough, but it seems like the sort of thing that I'm going to hate. I figure this is just another sign that I need to get into adult entertainment. I can be the "fluffer."

I have another interview with a different company on Friday. This interview is in Independence, in an actual office building, which makes it seem a touch more legit.

Also, my years of being clumsy and busting up my toes have finally caught up to me, and today I have to see a podiatrist. This isn't exactly thrilling news, but I think it's kind of funny that after years of breaking my toes and just taping them back myself while muttering "bloody hell" under my breath, I'm actually going to see a professional. Dad actually told me "don't be mean to this doctor because he's a sweet guy." Now,this offends me. I'm not mean to EVERY doctor. Just the ones who make inappropriate jokes about my natural hair color. Or who call me "missy."

If you find a job opening for a saucy temptress in your area, give me a call. I'll be more than qualified.