Waiting.
I called the HR department at the company I applied for the other day and left a message saying I'd like to begin training, so now I'm waiting with crossed fingers for an offer letter. I imagine it'll go something like this:
Dear Stephanie:
Words cannot describe the glorious shining beacon of hope you have brought into this humble company. Please, come work for us at a 65% commission rate, and we will throw wonderous benefits at your feet as though they were roses. We may arrange for roses as well.
We are not worthy,
The Company
I think that'll be the gist of it. Give or take a few adjectives.
Dear Stephanie:
Words cannot describe the glorious shining beacon of hope you have brought into this humble company. Please, come work for us at a 65% commission rate, and we will throw wonderous benefits at your feet as though they were roses. We may arrange for roses as well.
We are not worthy,
The Company
I think that'll be the gist of it. Give or take a few adjectives.
posted at 11:21 AM
2 Comments:
Only 65%? Steph, with your qualifications, they should be giving you at least 75% AND use more adjectives.
Rock on, Stephanie Tyler. Rock on.
oh to have your view on job searches. heh.
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