So it turns out the company I was working for was in fact evil and soul-sucking, only they waited until AFTER the paid training period to let you in on the 60ish hour work weeks and the several times daily travel between two very large counties with almost no gas reimbursement. I once asked someone if it was possible to be in sales without turning into a horrible, maniacle, baby eating bastard. Turns out the answer to that question is "no." Ah well.
So now I'm doing the interview thing again. It's interesting to me how many of these so-called highly paid sales type positions are always available and advertised, yet the good old mid salary ranged positions are hard to come by. Are people that willing to want to pay me MORE money for doing so little? Pish.
I mean, I'm 24 19 with a complicated medical background, the voice of a 13 year old, and a lot of endearing nervous habits. Who WOULDN'T want to hire me? They're passing up a goldmine here!

In other news, I just polished off a carton of ice cream. And I don't even LIKE ice cream. Also, I'm somewhat lactose intolerant. Let's see how well I handle this new turn of events.

Oh, the exciting life I lead.