This should be "interesting."
Why are we hosting a family reunion at our house? There are a few reasons I can think of:
1. Perhaps mom was drinking when she came up with the idea
2. We're hoping someone will be rich and end up throwing money at us
3. You can't drink beer (openly) in the metroparks
4. It forced spring cleaning upon the house
5. There is no reason except that the crazy genes are finally starting to take hold
All of these seem perfectly valid to me. We're getting to meet some relatives from Canada (eh?) and some people from out of state. Other than about 4 people, I'm not really sure who's coming that I don't already see once a week. I'm kind of torn between being my tacky hobo-funk self and making an effort to look presentable. Last time I wore my hobo pants in front of my Grandma she was quite rude about them, really. I guess it's "tasteless" to wear pants with a big rip in the ass in front of a bunch of seventy year old women. Who knew?
Grawr.
1. Perhaps mom was drinking when she came up with the idea
2. We're hoping someone will be rich and end up throwing money at us
3. You can't drink beer (openly) in the metroparks
4. It forced spring cleaning upon the house
5. There is no reason except that the crazy genes are finally starting to take hold
All of these seem perfectly valid to me. We're getting to meet some relatives from Canada (eh?) and some people from out of state. Other than about 4 people, I'm not really sure who's coming that I don't already see once a week. I'm kind of torn between being my tacky hobo-funk self and making an effort to look presentable. Last time I wore my hobo pants in front of my Grandma she was quite rude about them, really. I guess it's "tasteless" to wear pants with a big rip in the ass in front of a bunch of seventy year old women. Who knew?
Grawr.
posted at 11:12 PM
1 Comments:
i think you should get a lumberjack uniform and when the canadians come you should make like you are going to chop of their limbs with an axe. then be like, "no... i'm just kidding. i'm not a lumberjack. i'm a stripper"
then give them some beers and some back bacon and watch the hilarity ensue.
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