So you think the Government's REALLY out to get you?
You know what pisses me off? Besides bees, ending phrases with "at" and hot pink nailpolish, I mean. Conspiracy theorists. I mean, really. What kind of an ego must you have to believe that everyone in the world is out to make your day miserable? I especially hate the people who think the government has nothing better to do than harass them personally. I mean, why would the government waste so much time and money on YOU when they could go waste MORE time and MORE money on something even more ridiculous?
I think everyone wants to feel that they're "special" or in some way unique. And that's true...we are all special and unique. But we're not all USEFUL. If I were to suddenly disappear, I hardly think the world would run any more crappily than it already does. I personally cannot see what the government would want with some nerd who spends all day on their ass posting pictures of naked people with celebrities' faces pasted over them. I'm sure that's somehow one of the VP's duties, although I'm not technically able to confirm it. YOU'RE NOT THAT IMPORTANT. Geez, find some other way to confirm your existance or something. Get a part time job or something.
I think that instead of pushing horrible gun control billboards, maybe the Ad Counsel should take up the torch against introverted, egocentric people who get all their research from Wikipedia. Just a thought.
I think everyone wants to feel that they're "special" or in some way unique. And that's true...we are all special and unique. But we're not all USEFUL. If I were to suddenly disappear, I hardly think the world would run any more crappily than it already does. I personally cannot see what the government would want with some nerd who spends all day on their ass posting pictures of naked people with celebrities' faces pasted over them. I'm sure that's somehow one of the VP's duties, although I'm not technically able to confirm it. YOU'RE NOT THAT IMPORTANT. Geez, find some other way to confirm your existance or something. Get a part time job or something.
I think that instead of pushing horrible gun control billboards, maybe the Ad Counsel should take up the torch against introverted, egocentric people who get all their research from Wikipedia. Just a thought.
posted at 3:45 PM
4 Comments:
holy shit, someone got on your bad side at. what site were you at? and, yes, the world would run a little crappier if you were gone at. but anyhow, you and soon to be mr. steph comin' up for snakes on a plane or what at?
Nah, I was just thinking of someone I know who's screwed up his whole entire life on the theory that everyone is conspiring to make him personally unhappy, and he uses it as an excuse to try and solicit sympathy and charity from people. He needs to be in a mental institution, and it pisses me off that he's so passive in his control of his life.
I want to come up for Snakes on a Plane, but I have to check with the Mister. If we go, can we sneak in beer?
You best be coming up for Snakes on a MF'n Plane. Dammit.
Dude. Snakes. A Plane. Tasers. Samuel L. Jackson talking about snakes.
Plus, you would get to meet me.
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