Awhile ago I was introduced to a beautiful new snack product: Lay's dill pickle potato chips. Usually I'm not a big snack food person. I eat lots of fruits and veggies and cheese, blatantly disregarding my lactose intolerance for the sharp flavor of white cheddar mixed with an apple slice or other such delicacy from the garden. I'm not sure exactly how I ended up with a bag of these chips, but it was a match made in heaven: the salt, the dill, the crunch.... Then, one day, I went to buy a bag from the sto' and was horrified to find that Tops "Friendly Market" no longer carried my favorite chips! Furthermore, a search of their website proved fruitless. "Friendly market" my ass! Giant Eagle and Heinens were similarly disappointing, as did Krogers (although there is no Krogers in my area, I still retained hope.) Now I'm all bitter and stuff. Where did these chips go? Am I fated to crave them forever with no satisfaction? Like my lust for Manzana Lift, the greatest Mexican fruit soda ever? Nooooooo!

So if any of you out there in Internet Land have access to a bag or six of Lay's dill pickle potato chips, I will pay you to mail them to me. I will pay you in U.S. Dollars and American blue jeans, or even a pack of smokes, if that's what gets ya going. My contact info is on a tab over to the right. (------------->)