I want to apologize for being hard to get ahold of lately. I have approximately 8 days before I get married, and, well, there are still a few things that need to be done, which is rather hard when you have some sort of group activity scheduled every night.

Tonight's activity is my bachelorette party. We're going to a gay bar, and I fully plan on drinking too much and getting into an embarassing yet still perfectly innocent situation with a person of dubius gender. I'm sure we'll have pictures.

I also plan on watching the Browns game this weekend and trying to cook. Carefully observe the mess behind us in this picture:

At some point that mess transformed itself into cool buffalo chicken, and it was pretty good. At least, I didn't get food poisoning or anything like that. Plus the Browns won. Let's hope this week goes just as well.