I could, like, totally take you.
People are often surprised at how strong I am, considering I am built like a ten year old boy. Today I decided to do a little measuring, to see how my arms and shoulders compared to Bryan's.
The results were neither feminine, nor flattering.
Bryan: 5'10", 175 lbs.
Me: 5'5", 110 lbs.
Bryan's shoulders, 45"
My shoulders, 39.5"
Bryan's bicep, 13"
My bicep, 10"
Bryan's "wingspan" 68"
My "wingspan" 67" (Shit!!!)
So we see that I am indeed built like a man. A wizened, elderly man, but a man nonetheless. Why? Why couldn't my legs and chest have evened out?
Stupid Tyler genes. Grrr. Thanks, Dad. Apparently I got my figure from you.
The results were neither feminine, nor flattering.
Bryan: 5'10", 175 lbs.
Me: 5'5", 110 lbs.
Bryan's shoulders, 45"
My shoulders, 39.5"
Bryan's bicep, 13"
My bicep, 10"
Bryan's "wingspan" 68"
My "wingspan" 67" (Shit!!!)
So we see that I am indeed built like a man. A wizened, elderly man, but a man nonetheless. Why? Why couldn't my legs and chest have evened out?
Stupid Tyler genes. Grrr. Thanks, Dad. Apparently I got my figure from you.
posted at 8:27 PM
2 Comments:
So, riddle me this, Steph. If I find you attractive (which I do, you saucy saucy temptress you), but you are built as a man, as you say... What does that say about me?
Well, in the immortal words of Sublime in their song "Seed": "Oh my God! Vaseline!"
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