Surprise! I didn't die! I seem to drive better when screaming in fear. Hrm.

Anyway, I'm very excited today because I am knitting again!
Unfortunately, when I tried to pick up where I left off on the blue cabled socks I couldn't remember where I'd stopped in my pattern. So I tried to make an educated guess and...well...of course I didn't realize my mistake until I'd knit quite a few rows. So I frogged out the errors and decided to start the SECOND sock, and when I get to the point where I had to stop the first one I'll know exactly where I was in the pattern. Brilliant? Indeed.

They're going to be lovely when they're done. I'm estimating July of 2023 as their estimated completion date. I figure I'll set my goals broadly and then I'll feel amazing when I finish them earlier. Let's hear it for low standards!!!

One day I am going to make a lot of money with absolutely no effort and I will spend my free time on my porch, reading, knitting and listening to 90s music. Since that won't be happening any time soon, I am going to go do laundry so that I have pants to wear to work in the morning.

In other issues, do you people think that I'm emo? Because I suspect that I am. I mean, the dumb haircut, the whining...that's emo, right?