Phrases people don't use enough anymore.
Here are some things people should say more:
1. Bo-dee-oh-do
2. Now that's a fine kettle of fish.
3. Razz-a-ma-tazz
4. What in the Sam Hill?
5. Well, kiss my grits!
6. Tarnation!
7. Oh, my stars and garters!
Here are some things I, personally, should say less:
1. What are you, drunk?
2. Like, totally
3. That's retarded
4. Piss on that
5. Oh, snap!
6. Yes
7. No, I'm not that busy. Sure I'll help with that!
Today will be "no" day. Want me to do 15 more useless things that are just going to be canceled or rescheduled? What are you, drunk? I'm sorry, I'm just too busy today.
Also, today I will not iron my work pants, and fie on those who have the temerity to mention it! Ironed pants? Ha ha ha! You're lucky I'm WEARING pants today, Buster Brown!
Today I will turn my in-basket upside down, so as not to receive more work.
Today I will wear my hair in a ponytail and say "pffffft" to spending twenty minutes straightening it.
Today I will eat what I want for lunch, and not be ashamed when it turns out what I want is pickles and munchos.
I really don't like Mondays.
1. Bo-dee-oh-do
2. Now that's a fine kettle of fish.
3. Razz-a-ma-tazz
4. What in the Sam Hill?
5. Well, kiss my grits!
6. Tarnation!
7. Oh, my stars and garters!
Here are some things I, personally, should say less:
1. What are you, drunk?
2. Like, totally
3. That's retarded
4. Piss on that
5. Oh, snap!
6. Yes
7. No, I'm not that busy. Sure I'll help with that!
Today will be "no" day. Want me to do 15 more useless things that are just going to be canceled or rescheduled?
Also, today I will not iron my work pants, and fie on those who have the temerity to mention it! Ironed pants? Ha ha ha! You're lucky I'm WEARING pants today, Buster Brown!
Today I will turn my in-basket upside down, so as not to receive more work.
Today I will wear my hair in a ponytail and say "pffffft" to spending twenty minutes straightening it.
Today I will eat what I want for lunch, and not be ashamed when it turns out what I want is pickles and munchos.
I really don't like Mondays.
posted at 4:56 AM
3 Comments:
You don't like mondays, huh? Do you want to shoot the whole day down?
Oh, I'm going to add you to my blogroll, as soon as I figure out how to use my blogroll account.
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody’s gonna go to school today
She’s gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn’t understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-ow-own?
I have a meme on my blog, and I tagified you.
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