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Ok, I cannot blog. I have a legitimate reason, I promise. Instead, I will offer this Random Survey to the Blogger Demons, in the hopes that I will appease them this Thursday.

1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?

It would depend on the temperature. If it were going to be outside, up here by the Lake, I'd go as Red Green. If it turns out to be an inside affair, maybe Wilma Flintstone? (Or Pebbles. I do have a dog bone laying around here somewhere.)

2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling?

Mustard, pickles, onion. Charcoal all the way.

3. You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask?

Why can't you read one freaking speech correctly? I mean, really. SOMEONE ELSE WRITES THEM FOR YOU. YOU JUST HAVE TO READ THEM. GEEZ!

4. It's your first day of vacation, what are you doing?
Finding an awesome restaurant. I LOVE food.

5. What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?

I don't usually buy food, but when I do (once in one hundred years) it's always popcorn and a soda.

6. Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?

Pop ups.

7. What do you think Captain Hook's name was before he had a hook for a hand?

Captian Bottom Pincher

8. Rock, paper, or scissors?
Paper

9. How long was it from 'the first date' until the proposal of marriage? How long until the wedding?


I have no idea. I DO know that the idea of taking over a year to plan a wedding is a load of horseshit.

10. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?
Too loud.

11. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?
The ability to recognize one's faults.

12. At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter?
Ribbon candy or cow tails

13. What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?
Lake Erie?

14. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other?

401K seminars, BLEH!

15. How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?

Two. The first one I failed with a passion by backing up and flattening a cone pretty good after bumping it and failing. If you're gonna fail, fail 100%, right?
16. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?


I can't eat too much ice cream, but I do like strawberry shortcake an awful lot, so I suppose that.

17. What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?

McGriddles. I LOVE them.

18. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second? I take my chances. I'm not hurting for $50.

19. If you had to choose, which would you give up: cable TV, or DSL/cable internet?
TV. I can watch TV on the internet.

20. What is your highest level of education?
I've got a PhD in funk.

21. How much is a gallon of gas in your city? What was the highest it's been?

I don't know what it is now. Last time I filled up it was $2.79ish. It's been up to $3.50 but I don't really pay attention to that because I drive a very economical car.

22. What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?
A muppet babies one! That thing was rad.

23. What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur?
A housekeeper. Car time is my alone time.

24. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator, or stuck in traffic?
Traffic. I'd have a radio at least.

25. Lets say a brick fell on your foot, and your kid is standing right next to you, what is your 'cleaned up' swear word?

I wouldn't clean it up. Dropping a brick on your foot is absolutely a proper occasion for saying swear words.