August, grr.
It's too hot.
I'm not feeling well. My throat's a little sore and I'm a bit sniffly, and it's about 85 degrees outside (and almost 100 degrees inside.) My head hurts. Stephen Tyler Junior's nails are making a clicking sound on the wood flooring and it's driving me freaking insane, as is the constant fighting between him and the felines. Here's a sample of my afternoon:
Click click click. *sniff sniff* CLICKETYCLICKETYCLICKETYCLICKETY! *GROWL* *HISS* *HOWLING* Click click click. Suddenly there is a big hot, hairy face resting on my knees. "Get your bone" I tell him. "Find it!" Click click click. BANG! (It's a heavy bone) *various gnawing sounds for three seconds. Click click click. CLICKETYCLICKETYCLICK!
*sound of nose blowing---I am not the only one who has the sniffles* Repeat THIRTY FREAKING THOUSAND TIMES.
Sound pleasant?
I'd go to the library, but for some reason it's closed on Sunday. That doesn't make any sense to me at all.
I'm not feeling well. My throat's a little sore and I'm a bit sniffly, and it's about 85 degrees outside (and almost 100 degrees inside.) My head hurts. Stephen Tyler Junior's nails are making a clicking sound on the wood flooring and it's driving me freaking insane, as is the constant fighting between him and the felines. Here's a sample of my afternoon:
Click click click. *sniff sniff* CLICKETYCLICKETYCLICKETYCLICKETY! *GROWL* *HISS* *HOWLING* Click click click. Suddenly there is a big hot, hairy face resting on my knees. "Get your bone" I tell him. "Find it!" Click click click. BANG! (It's a heavy bone) *various gnawing sounds for three seconds. Click click click. CLICKETYCLICKETYCLICK!
*sound of nose blowing---I am not the only one who has the sniffles* Repeat THIRTY FREAKING THOUSAND TIMES.
Sound pleasant?
I'd go to the library, but for some reason it's closed on Sunday. That doesn't make any sense to me at all.



3 Comments:
You can visit me, if you wish. I can move out. Or you can visit my folks.
Librarians need summer Sundays off! We have lives, too!
That's why you hire MORE librarians for full time duty! Remember, you were once lusting after more hours yourself so you could have benefits.
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