I am yoinking Jenny's idea.
So Jen used to do a weekly post entitled "If I Had a Boyfriend." The post stopped abruptly after she started dating my brother and actually gained a boyfriend. Still, why should a pesky thing like commitment ruin all the fun? Here's my own list:
If I had a boyfriend:
1. he would help me buy pants and dresses that fit, instead of bagging in a silly manner around the booty and chest areas.
2. he would know how to get hair dye out of linoleum.
3. he would do all vet visits, because I don't like the vet. (Bryan does this, actually.)
4. he would always keep an assortment of cheese, V8 and fresh berries in the fridge.
5. he would take me out for soup and mashed potatoes at least once a week.
6. he would hate the sun as much as I do.
7. he would think that bruises are sexy. Ditto crazy wavy hair that never stays brushed.
8. he would watch bad 80s movies with me.
9. he would kill all spiders in a manly fashion, and give me presents if I got scared.
10.he would know how to make a martini.
That's my list. Yoink at will.
If I had a boyfriend:
1. he would help me buy pants and dresses that fit, instead of bagging in a silly manner around the booty and chest areas.
2. he would know how to get hair dye out of linoleum.
3. he would do all vet visits, because I don't like the vet. (Bryan does this, actually.)
4. he would always keep an assortment of cheese, V8 and fresh berries in the fridge.
5. he would take me out for soup and mashed potatoes at least once a week.
6. he would hate the sun as much as I do.
7. he would think that bruises are sexy. Ditto crazy wavy hair that never stays brushed.
8. he would watch bad 80s movies with me.
9. he would kill all spiders in a manly fashion, and give me presents if I got scared.
10.he would know how to make a martini.
That's my list. Yoink at will.
posted at 7:35 PM
2 Comments:
What bad '80s films are we talking about? Manos the hand of fate bad, or Red Dawn bad?
I do all of these things, Steph. Come on, now.
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