Awkward.
Before agreeing to see a man doctor for your girlie-appointment, be sure to check a few things:
1. Is he young and cute?
2. How well do you know this doctor? Are you on a first name basis? Have you seen him throughout his career, beginning with his tender days before he was actually a full-fledged doctor? Are you what he actually refers to as his "success story?"
3. How big are said doctor's hands?
I swear, if I decide to have a baby or seven, I am going to do all that I can to ensure that I will be seeing an all female staff. With luck, these women will all be in their sixties, they will all have had dozens of babies apiece, and there will be no men saying "now try to relax" as they gaze up at the ceiling and lunge blindly at your personal regions. Let's bring gynecology back to the ladies, where it belongs! A man may be the nicest and most experienced doctor on the planet, but when all is said and done, he probably does not have a uterus.
1. Is he young and cute?
2. How well do you know this doctor? Are you on a first name basis? Have you seen him throughout his career, beginning with his tender days before he was actually a full-fledged doctor? Are you what he actually refers to as his "success story?"
3. How big are said doctor's hands?
I swear, if I decide to have a baby or seven, I am going to do all that I can to ensure that I will be seeing an all female staff. With luck, these women will all be in their sixties, they will all have had dozens of babies apiece, and there will be no men saying "now try to relax" as they gaze up at the ceiling and lunge blindly at your personal regions. Let's bring gynecology back to the ladies, where it belongs! A man may be the nicest and most experienced doctor on the planet, but when all is said and done, he probably does not have a uterus.
posted at 7:38 PM
2 Comments:
My friend recommended a lady doctor who is an older woman and the place has an all female staff. It's in Westlake. Apparently they're very good.
I'm totally in agreement on the whole must-be-a-lady-preferably-old thing.
I don't think I can add anything to this.
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