I've heard it said that all fat people have an inner thin person. I always thought that was sort of silly, like saying "underneath my clothes I'm naked."

This afternoon I was in the car, chowing down on a Snickers (actual quote from me this afternoon: "You know what my headache needs? Chocolate!")and swigging cranberry juice directly from the container, raving about how much I LOVE sweatpants and wondering if I could get away with disguising them as real pants if I wore really nice shoes with them when it hit me----I am a thin person who has an inner fat person.

I am currently wearing navy blue sweatpants tucked into snow boots with layered Browns t-shirts over them. The waist band on my pants is all loose and stretchy so when I sit down I have to tug my pants up over my bottom or else the whole world will see London and France. I look like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

Maybe for Christmas I should just ask for a selection of wide leg yoga pants with elastic waists in black and tan so that I can wear jammies and sweats EVERY SINGLE DAY.

One day, when I own my yarn store, this is how I will dress. I can't wait!