Spending $50 on something both white and dry clean only.
Keeping the soft scrub/lysol/scrubbing bubbles IN the shower.
Gossiping about your boss.
100% polyester in the summer.
Buying groceries at Heinens when you can get the same things at Aldi for 1/3 the price.
Climbing on furniture, even if you are technically an adult and you bought the furniture yourself.
Schnapps.
Wearing lip gloss on a windy day.
Doing lunges the day before doing lots of stair-related activities.
Having more than one glass of prune juice in a day.
Obsessive tanning bed usage.
Calling yourself a genius in public.
Asking a woman about her pregnancy if it has not been confirmed yet that she actually is pregnant.
Belly shirts in the middle of winter.
Beer bongs.
Bathing suit shopping in the middle of winter.
Over use of the words "post-modern," "rhetoric" and "pundit."
Naming your child after yourself.
Trying to bathe a cat in the kitchen sink.
Lasagna and wheat bread sandwiches.