When did I start watching ESPN?
Why do they even bother interviewing college-to-pro athletes? They all say the same thing:
"I'm really excited to go pro, I'm gonna get in there, train hard, and win some games."
Blah blah blah.
Just once I'd like to hear an athlete pubically ponder "do you think the aerobic benefits of having sex with hookers would override the obvious detriment to my reputation?"
Or "I think I'll make weight if I keep riding the H train."
Or maybe "sorry I'm late, I'm just soooo hungover."
I guess the real question is: why am I even watching ESPN in the first place?
"I'm really excited to go pro, I'm gonna get in there, train hard, and win some games."
Blah blah blah.
Just once I'd like to hear an athlete pubically ponder "do you think the aerobic benefits of having sex with hookers would override the obvious detriment to my reputation?"
Or "I think I'll make weight if I keep riding the H train."
Or maybe "sorry I'm late, I'm just soooo hungover."
I guess the real question is: why am I even watching ESPN in the first place?
posted at 7:31 PM
1 Comments:
Uh... does your husband watch it? So, do you get satellite? There's this channel called the big ten network, and it has the games... from the big ten.
It might be more interesting, athletically, than ESPN.
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