I just rocked the socks off a routine dental cleaning.
No new cavities...except...the ones I didn't fix back in 2006. *shifty eyes*
But no NEW ones! Also, the hygienist was impressed at how good my teeth looked considering I have missed a dental appointment or two *cough.*

Anyway, usually I end up with a lecture and a "you need to floss more/better/spend lots of money" speech, but today I got an "it looks like it can wait until you check out your new insurance" speech and a congratulations on my outstanding maintenance.

So I'm happy.
Now...time to internet wrestle.