Attention Mom: Look what I have!
Remember yesterday? You and dad came over and played with the animals and we went to the grocery store and bought soup, Reuben makings, sushi and various kinds of alcohol? That was fun. I'm sorry I almost forgot to give your sweater back to you at the end of the night. That would have been tragic. I distinctly remember putting it up on the cat tower, right next to the broken ironing board/coat rack you were using for your coat. Man, I sure can be forgetful sometimes. Don't you hate when you forget things?
Yeah, that's never fun.
Oh, speaking of forgetting things:
IT'S MY SWEATER NOW, WOMAN! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Yeah, that's never fun.
Oh, speaking of forgetting things:
IT'S MY SWEATER NOW, WOMAN! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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posted at 5:55 PM
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